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jacknightshadefrost:

frozen-autumn-sky:

What have I done…

you just made Frozen so much better

(via chillywillychaos)

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12 godzin temu

so let me get this straight:

mallorylrc:

sparklyelegance:

rawrgoesjerran:

double06:

y’all bleed outta your vaginas

once a month, your panties look like a fucking murder scene

you are basically giVING BIRTH TO THE FUCKING LINING OF ONE OF YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS

and yet you just go about your daily business like

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people with vaginas are fucking badass.

people with vaginas 

what are they called again?

They’re called people with vaginas because not everyone with a vagina is a woman.

whoop there it is

(via chillywillychaos)

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12 godzin temu

kiefeon:

silent-wordsmith:

mollymimieux:

Imagine that one day the whole world would look like this.

We don’t belong here; we never have

the ferris wheel and the bike are my favourite

(Źródło: boredpanda.com, via chillywillychaos)

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12 godzin temu

doctorsherlocklokison:

im-depressed-but-funny:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

i am literally the only person in my history class who has been turning in work consistently all year and i just got an email from my professor saying that if i’m not feeling up to it i dont have to bother writing the 18 page final paper he assigned i just have to not tell anybody god is real

For a while i thought you meant that you had to not tell people that god was real.

This is why punctuation was created

(Źródło: wingbeifong, via chillywillychaos)

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12 godzin temu
danandphilsfacesonthings:

I saw someone request this earlier. Here you gooooo.

danandphilsfacesonthings:

I saw someone request this earlier. Here you gooooo.

(via chillywillychaos)

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12 godzin temu

luckyra88it:

bingedrunk:

when straight people talk to gays

BACK WHEN DISNEY CHANNEL KNEW WHAT WAS UP I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS SHOW

(Źródło: versaceslut, via chillywillychaos)

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12 godzin temu

scarybioloyg:

fuckitandflee:

The real problem with books-turned-movies isn’t “omg they didn’t include every single word in the book” it’s “omg they completely overlooked the main theme, threw out any significant allegories, took away all the emotional pull, an turned it into a boring action movie with a love triangle in it”

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(Źródło: queeralieninvasion, via chillywillychaos)

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12 godzin temu

spicednuts:

frivoloustidbits:

You know most people think of the word weasel as a bad term, but have you ever looked at an actual weasel? Like, a real one?

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awww :)

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eeee!

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it’s so cute!

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Hhnnnnng

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Oh god I just can’t-

And let’s not forget that the average weasel is also roughly the size of a banana. Because it clearly wasn’t adorable enough already

i learned from tv that if you put a weasel in your pants it’ll burrow into your asshole

(via swordildo)

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121263
Posted
12 godzin temu
Ian McKellen, photograph by Graham Harrison (1981)

(Źródło: gatissmark, via janekburza)

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Posted
12 godzin temu
alaskaisnotlost:

hunters-in-the-sherlocked-tardis:

you’d think this is an exaggeration but it’s really not

Literally how that scene went

alaskaisnotlost:

hunters-in-the-sherlocked-tardis:

you’d think this is an exaggeration but it’s really not

Literally how that scene went

(Źródło: fascinamazawesomederful, via freaky-punch)

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Posted
18 godzin temu
vvankinq:

Go on, tell them I ate your homework. They’ll never believe you.

vvankinq:

Go on, tell them I ate your homework. They’ll never believe you.

(Źródło: awwww-cute, via slytheringranger)

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18 godzin temu